'My Kart Is Augmented' achievement icon Secret achievement icon

My Kart Is Augmented

Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?

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We Can Rebuild Him

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.

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Million Dollar Granddad

Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.

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GrimAced

Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.

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During The War...

Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.

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Technophobic

Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.

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Feeling Lucky?

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.

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Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.

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Slick Moves Like Jagger

Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.

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Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.

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Gone In Many Seconds

Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.

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He Was A Skater Boy

Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.

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Paperboy The Hard Way

Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.

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Death Defier

Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.

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Death Derider

Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.

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Death Despiser

Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.

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