Cobiah

24 hours of your life wasted

Play 20 different maps

Play a gamemode that isn't sandbox

Play multiplayer at least once

Play singleplayer at least once

Start Garry's Mod 1000 times

Say the secret phrase

You have wasted a year of your life playing GMod!

Killed 1000 Baddies

Play with 10 friends

Play on the same server as garry

Play on the same server & map for 8 hours

Play on the same server & map for 4 hours

One whole week of your life wasted

One whole month of your life wasted

Kill 1000 innocent animals

Eat 200 balls

Spawn 5000 props

Burst 1000 balloons

Remove 5000 things

Open the spawnmenu 100,000 times

Experience 500 Lua programming errors

Spawn 1000 NPCs

Spawn 2000 ragdolls

Kill 1000 friendly NPCs

Your Workshop uploads got 10 thumbs

Your workshop uploads got 100 thumbs

Your Workshop uploads got 1000 thumbs

Get 1000 thumbs on a single upload (then go to jail)