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Involuntary QA
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2016-01-21 17:37:10
Jörgen
Jörgen
Jörgen.
Jörgen.
2015-04-19 00:07:52
Boat ride
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
Enjoy your trip
2015-04-19 00:03:05
Mermaid Goat
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2015-04-18 23:49:33
The Icelandic Experience
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
It never erupts when you want it to.
2015-04-18 23:48:19
Old Goat
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2015-04-18 23:43:32
Not again...
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
Get deviously trapped again
2015-04-18 23:34:55
Malleus Maleficarum
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
Burn them!
2014-11-28 02:08:10
Gravity Goat
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2014-11-23 04:12:25
Butthurt
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2014-11-23 03:39:46
Wheel Goat
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2014-11-21 19:29:51
Jousting Goat
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
2014-11-21 19:18:55
One man, two shots and a religion
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
Inflate that guy's knee
2014-11-21 18:57:33
Steve's Quest
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
Give Steve Works the apples
2014-11-21 00:14:08
Ling Ling into battle go
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
Fight the turtles
2014-08-19 17:44:56
Disgusting
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2014-08-19 17:44:21
Here's Johnny!
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Wield an axe with your tongue
2014-08-19 17:21:28
Try Hard
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2014-08-02 21:09:24
Dodge This
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2014-08-02 20:54:22
Cardio kills your gains
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2014-08-02 20:42:26
Goat of the hill
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2014-06-26 01:50:00
LOEK master
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2014-06-25 03:16:32
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Travel to space!
2014-06-25 01:50:33
A story about my goat
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2014-06-24 21:14:56
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Knock a bucket into a person
2014-06-24 17:39:30
Goats 'n' Stuff
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Hold your own concert
2014-06-24 17:31:36
Devil Goat
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2014-06-24 03:27:30
Boulder of Death
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2014-06-24 03:20:02
What is its purpose?
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
Thrash the Goathenge
2014-06-24 03:17:24
Alexander Goatstafsson
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
Win the title bout!
2014-06-24 03:16:36
Angel Goat
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
Do no evil.
2014-06-24 02:53:11
Demogoat
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2014-06-24 02:30:24
I can't believe that worked
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2014-06-24 02:23:52
Stand by for Goatfall
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all wallrun quest
2014-06-24 02:21:18
Pedestrian
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2014-06-24 02:16:35
Goat Queen
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2014-06-24 02:06:48
FINALLY
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
Become the master of the goat tower.
2014-06-24 02:05:52
Locked achievements
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
The Flapmaster
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Mattress Madness
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Mile High Club
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Flip-Kick
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Powerhoof SMASH
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
Kick a person into a car
The mage's favourite
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Burn people from afar
Tony Goat
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
Finish all manual quests
The Savage
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Don't Panic
Don't Panic
srsly
srsly
Columbian Sugar Lord
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Builder Goat
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
Find all the blocks
GoatBuilt
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hat Simulator
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
Buy all hats
A Story about my elevator
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
One Ball
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Neckbeard
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
Smell and look like one
Vegas, baby!
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
Hit The jackpot.
I freaking love goats
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Is that a goat?
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
SteamWorld Goat
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Valkyrie
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
Reach level 101
Sällskapsresan
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Visit all zones on the MMO level
BFF
BFF
Lick a friend
Lick a friend
ExcaliGoat
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Music Non Stop
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Jump on the launchpad
Elfstreet Boys
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Baa with the choir
Voluntary QA
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
Trash the server room
An Unnecessary Journey
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Steal the show
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Do a card trick at the magician
Goatta catch 'em all!
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
How do you catch goats?
Love or Hate?
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
The goa'th amendment
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survivalist
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Survive 10 days
Shattered dreams
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Zombie slayer
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Don't starve
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hang tight
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Too much fun
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Goat from above
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Look at it go!
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
I Am Goat
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Big in japan
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Masterchef
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
A new challenger has appeared
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Warm bath
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hoarder
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
I am Bread
I am Bread
Are you bread?
Are you bread?
The Big Score
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
What’s the count?
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Retirement
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Rocket League
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
A Trip to the Moon.
Itsamee!
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Suppress the Suppressor
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Plentiful masquerade
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
Wear 30 masks at once.
The Song of my People
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
The Cow Whisperer
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
You raise me up!
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Camel Cavalry
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Goatipede
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Goatfellas
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Dastardly
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goat Theft Auto
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use the sword, goat
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreight
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy all freighters.
Ruler of the seven skies
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Bacon marauder
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Miner inconvenience
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
The puke machine
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete centrifuge event.
Sweet collection!
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
NERD!
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all trophies in Space.
Gather $1000000
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Captain industry
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
My little brony
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Find all the pony horses.
Testaholic
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
Complete test chambers.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Run wild with the podracer.
Fund this!
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Visit the badehaus.
Ready for the grill
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
The world is your canvas
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Tag 10 walls.
Spend money to make money
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
That's Fedorable
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Reveal secret achievements
